Over the years I have come to the conclusion that all clients are from hell. It is just what degree of hell they are from. Below are some questions that I have been asked many, many times. They are not in order except for the first one. I’ve lost count of how many times that one has been asked.

• What’s a browser?
• My neighbors son has a program to make websites and he would of built it for $300.Why are you charging so much?
• I don’t understand why we can’t use the pictures I found while surfing?
• Can’t you use that site I like? All you would have to do is change the logo change the copy.
• Do I need an email program for each address?
• When are you going to change the password so only I know it?
• I had the portrait taken with a green canvas background, why is it taking so long to remove the background?
• Why is this store software as time consuming as my old eBay store?
• I sent you a word document with the copy for that page; why did you shorten it to only 6 paragraphs?
• Why do you want 50% up front? I want to see what I am getting for my money.
• Why do changes cost more money? I might not like the design in the end and want it changed.